Low-Key Lysmith

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  Jehovahs-Witness.net should change its name to Sparlock-Obsession.net.

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

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  this shit is completely out of control..

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  This shit is completely out of control.
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  Would Caleb be "marked" as bad association if .. . .

  by Gayle in

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  his non=jw father said he could have the toy?.

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  A truly mind boggling experience

  by Iamallcool in

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  i dated someone earlier tonight and she looks pretty good, she invited me over to her home.

  she has a very good salary(she has phd degree) but i do not understand why she chose to live in a white trash mobile home park.

  i asked her how long she is going to live there, she said she just signed 2 year lease last month.

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  Maybe she's happy with just having a roof over her head? Maybe she's down to earth?
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  Do women like being checked out?

  by MC RubberMallet in

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  before, when men looked at a woman, they were fresh.. nowadays, when they don't look, they're gay.. i know each woman is different, so answers will vary, but in today's world, women react a lot differently to things that were once distasteful.. so which one is it?.

  fyi - i don't do that enlongated creepy guy stare..

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  Of course they like it. MOST women are incredibly vain. Why else would they wear things like bikinis?
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  Compile the list: Jehoobie HATES:

  by hamsterbait in

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  i want to compile a list of all the things the witless death god wastes his inexhaustible energy on.. (other than resisting the temptation to save starving children or protect them from pedos).

  the first thing jehoobie hates on my list (at least since the coraline dvd for witless kids/victims).

  magic!.

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  "What's wrong Jehovah? Why so glum?"

  "That asshole Caleb kid is playing with a wizard action figure". *sniffle*
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  Honda make Jehovah sad.

  by edmond dantes in

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  breaking news:.

  the honda motor corporation make jehovah sad.. honda's online brochure describes the latest civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.. jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new civics because satan loves magic and jehovah does not, no way.. sparlock the new spokesperson for the devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant..

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  If a little kid playing with an action figure makes Jehovah sad, Jehovah needs to grow a thicker skin.
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  "government should put gays to death" says KS minister on tv...go to huffington post now

  by oompa in

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  i need to learn to cut and paste again...and post links if somebody would steer me to the instructions...its been a long time.

  i wish we had a facebook like and share links here and twitter too...cause i posted the huffington link on fb and they have a cute video of a kid singing in church "ain't no homos gonna to make it to heaven"...he is so cute!...and just saw a great piece of this aired with clear disgust on cnn.

  my comment on fb was that my dad told me the same thing just for being disobedient and leaving the faith...he said "be glad you did not live in ancient times or you would have been stoned to death"...he had said that before about others dfd...i also said how you would have been stoned by jws if you were only stoned with weed!...or had any premarital sex...gay included...................im out there now!...........oompa.

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  Just like a child. Saying the most extreme things so that people will pay attention to them.
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  OK, I am too old and missing it - but what is this SPARLOCK phenomenon?

  by james_woods in

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  at first, i thought it was some legitimate cartoon character (disney or such) that the society was putting down as "demonized".. then, i started getting the idea that perhaps (unbelievably) the society had made him up as a negative "teaching device" to warn jw kids about "worldly demonism".... can this possibly be true?.

  surely not even the wtbts could be that stupid!!!.

  can somebody explain this to me, please???

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  I wonder if the WTBS will realize the money-making, marketing potential of their new satanic action figure? Keep an eye out for New Light on the subject with a flip flop. "Sparlock is Jehovah's champion! He uses magic given to him by The Holy Spirit-the GOOD kind of magic, Jehovah's magic." "You must immediately purchase one of these action figures for every child in your household for the unbelievably low suggested price of "$25.99!" "Waht a blessing Jehovah has bestowed upon his young people." "We are confident that this will be a very happifying arrangement."
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  I'm Sure These Have Been Posted Before, Check 'Em Out Anyway. Hilarious!

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxmjm0muvvs.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keidzmxhliy&feature=fvwrel.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_pqu0bln74&feature=relmfu.

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxmJM0muVVs

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeidZmxHLiY&feature=fvwrel

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_pQu0BlN74&feature=relmfu
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  Please someone, explain scientifically how an omnipotent,omniscience,omnipresent,almighty GOD came from nothing

  by smiddy in

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  only scientific responses needed smiddy

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  Low-Key Lysmith

  My barber's name is "Smiddy".